Marquis de Saydrah

Because I’ve moved from thinking, “I’ve GOT to blog that!” to doing it.

DGR seeks SWD for LTR June 24, 2008

Filed under: humor,Photos,seen walking the dog — saydrah @ 5:12 pm
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Roof Missing Doghouse

Divorced Grey Roof seeking Single White Dog House for LTR. Please be open to immediate committment. I feel about two feet tall since my other half left, and I really want that sense of completion back. Must love dogs and, if out of town, be willing to relocate– I have roots here and can’t leave. Rust and stain free– you be same.

 

(actually, it’s probably a well, or something like that, with a cover to keep kids from tripping and falling in, but this roof I saw on a walk with my dog looks so much like a roof missing its doghouse that I had to post it.)

 

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2 Responses to “DGR seeks SWD for LTR”

  1. Emily Says:

    Bwahahahaha. That’s awesome. Will the DGR find true love in a freshly painted white house? Only time will tell!

  2. saydrah Says:

    I have a feeling it’s likely that the DGR will date a SWD only to find that it’s really a MWDWLS (Married White Doghouse with Loose Siding). Heartbroken, the DGR will eat a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, then join OKCupid.


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