Divorced Grey Roof seeking Single White Dog House for LTR. Please be open to immediate committment. I feel about two feet tall since my other half left, and I really want that sense of completion back. Must love dogs and, if out of town, be willing to relocate– I have roots here and can’t leave. Rust and stain free– you be same.
(actually, it’s probably a well, or something like that, with a cover to keep kids from tripping and falling in, but this roof I saw on a walk with my dog looks so much like a roof missing its doghouse that I had to post it.)
Marquis de Saydrah 
Bwahahahaha. That’s awesome. Will the DGR find true love in a freshly painted white house? Only time will tell!
I have a feeling it’s likely that the DGR will date a SWD only to find that it’s really a MWDWLS (Married White Doghouse with Loose Siding). Heartbroken, the DGR will eat a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, then join OKCupid.